Bang Him Like A Screen Door In A Hurricane

Like a screen door in a hurricane.

Bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.

Do you know how long i had to wait for a good storm so i could use that title. Like i want to wake up on sunday mornings and have him walk down the stairs sleepy in pj s and make him pancakes i want to watch dorky movies and talk about english lit and have arguments about shakespeare s symbolism in macbeth i mean don t get me wrong i wanna bang him too. I m going to fuck you like crazy. My favorite one is still i d like to bang him her like a screen door in a hurricane report as inappropriate.

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